I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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