wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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