so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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