then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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