Three words: puerto rican gang bang
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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