I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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