Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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