Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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