i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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