yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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