Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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