tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
