On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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