The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Randomize