Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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