This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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