Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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