he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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