you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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