At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
