My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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