Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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