I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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