Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
My pussy is not your playground.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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