i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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