did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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