We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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