question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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