I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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