Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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