I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
so let's talk penis.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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