I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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