i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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