I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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