Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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