I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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