so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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