if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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