YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
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Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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