I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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