New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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