I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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