New low: just hacked my moms facebook
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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