if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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