The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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