honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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