She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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