Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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