Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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