Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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