A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
We're facebook friends in real life
we're chasing vodka with high fives
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
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instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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