I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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