How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
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You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
So. Much. Porn.
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