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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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