sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
it was like eating out sand paper
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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