I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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