Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
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all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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