sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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