lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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